You won't be able to disguise your love for these.

How do you do, fellow humans? Any interest in checking out a pair of hybrid shorts featuring some regular ol’ human people wearing regular ol’ human people clothes? ‘Cause that’s all that’s going on here. Definitely not four crime fighting, sewer-dwelling mutant reptiles trying to hide their identity from the world or anything. 

Phew. That was close, dudes.

Officially licensed with Nickelodeon